Soviet Tank Clock
Here’s one for the collection: a genuine Russian tank clock, straight out of an Eastern Bloc steel coffin. This relic comes with all the character of its battlefield history—and it doesn’t apologize for a thing. Is it functional? No but it does work if you shake it. Most likely needs a good cleaning to run continuosly. But who needs a working clock when you've got a reminder of Soviet-era engineering sitting on your desk?
Features:
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Condition: Battle-tested, fully non-functional (you aren’t buying this for precision, let’s be real).
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Aesthetic: Solid metal, worn faceplate, and a patina that screams Cold War survivor. The face plate bears the Soviet CCCP with star. If this clock could talk, it’d be in thick, vodka-soaked Russian.
Slap it on your shelf, desk, or dash if you’re feeling spicy, and enjoy the conversation piece that reminds you of a time when everything was built to survive a direct hit… but maybe not time itself.
